Shame is a Box.

Faith shreds it. Love smashes it. And humor reduces it to a pulp… ready to be remade.

To shred the box shame has you in, you have to get clear on your desires, no matter how outrageous or impossible they feel. Need help? Don’t do it alone. Rewrite your life with the playful, compassionate support of Jupiter’s Slut.

Shame is a Box.

Faith shreds it. Love smashes it. And humor reduces it to a pulp… ready to be remade.

To shred the box shame has you in, you have to get clear on your desires, no matter how outrageous or impossible they feel. Need help? Don’t do it alone. Rewrite your life with the playful, compassionate support of Jupiter’s Slut.

I’m Jupiter. I’m a Writer, Humorist, and an Accidental Porn Star.

Growing up I was told to “be yourself.” But it was clear by first grade that I wasn’t supposed to touch myself “down there.” I was bad.

Growing up I was told “you can be anything.” But it was clear by fifth grade that I wasn’t really smart, that’s why they put me in “remedial math.” I was stupid.

For the next thirty years, I did everything I could to be good and smart. I put myself in a box, and I fooled everyone…

Praise for Masturbation Monday

Hilariously Funny

“Masturbation Monday is by turns joyful, erudite, sensual, and hilariously funny. Jupiter confronts her own sexual conditioning, in all its cringe-inducing but deeply important detail. This story made me laugh and cry, out loud, as it resonated with the modern, ever-conflicted, feminist in me.” Lynsey G, author of Watching Porn: And Other Confessions of an Adult Entertainment Journalist

Daring Exploration

“Masturbation Monday is a funny, passionate and daring exploration of sexual liberation.” Rachel Kramer Bussel, author of Sex and Cupcakes: A Juicy Collection of Essays

All Fun!

“No shame. All Fun!” -Xela Luz of San Antonio Embracing Sexuality